Friday, March 6, 2009@11:10 PM
Woo. What a interesting day today.
Ill start with SCHOOL.
Mock exam, kinda easy, no kick, copied some of Celeste's answers.
Here comes the fun part.
Me go guai lan the stupid old bitch taking our class.
All the other computers were set and ready.
MINE WASNT.
So i had to reboot, and click the damn thing which took 10mins to load.
Okay the conversation was like this :
Old Hag : Okay start the test now. NOBODY IS TO TALK.Me : SHIT! My com haven ready! WTH is this??Old Hag ( fking arrogant voice ) : Can u dun say the word S. H. I. T. ?Me : WAD? Exam time and mine not ready lei? How can liddat??Old Hag : Speak properly! This is a test not exam!Me : WAD ME? WADS THE DIFF BETWEEN A STUPID TEST AND EXAM?? MINE STILL NOT RDY OKAY!?Old Hag : OKAY YOU. WADS UR NAME? Me : ( replies with pride and diginity! ) EUGENE WONG! ( Class all around me breaks into laughter ) Old Hag ( indian accent ) : Okay! ( then goes to note down the name ) Me : ROFL!Class : ROFL!The End of Sch's intereting events (:
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2nd part!
Met Aunty Huimin at AMK hub.
Then we took a 45min BUS ride to Novena when we could have taken MRT.
MRT will be like 15 mins? Dunno whose idea to take bus.
So yea eventually we reached.
They sang and sang and sang.
Gh and me sian and sian and sian.
Thats nothing much.
Otw back home in the CAB!
The driver was a ahpek who thought he owned the road!
Drove like a retard! I bet i can drive better then him!
Then kpkb so much! FK HIM LA.
The more places we go, the more money u earn la dumbass.
Kpkb fine la i rather let another taxi earn my money.
$2.80 nia for another taxi's starting fee? Peanuts.
Got off at Hg Green there.
Then flagged another cab.
This driver was a seasoned driver, careful yet skillful.
That is the kind of service i pay for!
NOT SOME BASTARD WHO SUCKS AT EVERYTHING ON THE ROAD.
Weee i got the ahpek's plate number.
What a fun thing to do. Customer service number too.
Yea! Lalala, just a call will do fine (:
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The End
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